i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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