let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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