I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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