I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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