I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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