I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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