he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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