Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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