Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
