Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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