Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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