Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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