drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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