thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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