Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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