I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just saw a hot homeless man
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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