How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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