Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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