I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Even my vagina gasped.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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