Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
