i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
try to milk me bitch
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