No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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