I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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