Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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