I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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