He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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