So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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