before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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