bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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