you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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