Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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