so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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