Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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