Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
