Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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