the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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