Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How does one acquire holy water?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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