we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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