My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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