Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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