I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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