Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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