I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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