3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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