Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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