Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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