Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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