Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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