you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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