And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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