Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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