If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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