So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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