Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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