There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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