Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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